We Get It Dude

"macanamera" (macanamera) 03/21/2015 at 18:34 • Filed to: None

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Your car is wide. Park in the lines, jackass.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 18:37

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not for canada - australian in disguise > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 18:37

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Goddamnit Doug.

scoob > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 18:38

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DAMN IT DOUG

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 18:44

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I'm seeing several comments on this post saying that this car is Doug's H1 Hummer.

I just wanted to let everyone know that these people are wrong!

Doug's Hummer is actually yellow.

So that is not Doug's parking, nor is that his Hummer.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 18:44

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Sick pinstripe and fake chrome hubcaps add 40hp to your toyota that is grounded to the ground.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 03/21/2015 at 18:46

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Doesn't matter

Still Doug

macanamera > Brian Silvestro 03/21/2015 at 18:46

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Ya I think everyone actually knows that, thanks Professor Silvestworth

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 03/21/2015 at 18:47

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Oh it is a pinstripe? On my phone it looked like the shadow of a sweet fender bender

Tareim - V8 powered > Brian Silvestro 03/21/2015 at 18:54

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I believe it's called a meme

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/21/2015 at 18:59

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It extends to the door panel. The owner probably takes it on some sweet jumps.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 19:03

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Dude, you know how hard it is to park a Lambo, right? RIGHT?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 03/21/2015 at 19:03

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At least it's parked correctly, amirite???

RobG-ADV > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 20:10

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People who can't park really piss me off. Even moreso when they're in normal sized cars. My daily driver is a Dodge RAM dually. It's as wide as the H1. And I manage to fit it properly in between the lines every single fucking time (usually without even trying). This guy has NO excuse. If you drive a large vehicle, you figure out how to park it, or don't drive it.

The last several times to my favorite sandwich shop, I've managed to block people from being able to get into their cars because I parked PROPERLY WITHIN THE LINES and they were parked too close to the left side.

"Is that your truck?" "Yes." "I can't get in my car." *Looks at her car* "Maybe you should park better next time." Then I get in my truck and leave.

jkm7680 > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 20:11

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Why the shit is he worried about door dings? He drives a refrigerator on wheels.

bryan40oop > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 22:32

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I didn't know that. Could of swore I seen this guy driving it

NJAnon > macanamera 03/22/2015 at 13:30

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Maybe the owner needs to get a wheel alignment. Or obligatory www.stancenation.com