![]() 03/21/2015 at 18:34 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Your car is wide. Park in the lines, jackass.
![]() 03/21/2015 at 18:37 |
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![]() 03/21/2015 at 18:37 |
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Goddamnit Doug.
![]() 03/21/2015 at 18:38 |
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DAMN IT DOUG
![]() 03/21/2015 at 18:44 |
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I'm seeing several comments on this post saying that this car is Doug's H1 Hummer.
I just wanted to let everyone know that these people are wrong!
Doug's Hummer is actually yellow.
So that is not Doug's parking, nor is that his Hummer.
![]() 03/21/2015 at 18:44 |
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Sick pinstripe and fake chrome hubcaps add 40hp to your toyota that is grounded to the ground.
![]() 03/21/2015 at 18:46 |
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Doesn't matter
Still Doug
![]() 03/21/2015 at 18:46 |
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Ya I think everyone actually knows that, thanks Professor Silvestworth
![]() 03/21/2015 at 18:47 |
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Oh it is a pinstripe? On my phone it looked like the shadow of a sweet fender bender
![]() 03/21/2015 at 18:54 |
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I believe it's called a meme
![]() 03/21/2015 at 18:59 |
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It extends to the door panel. The owner probably takes it on some sweet jumps.
![]() 03/21/2015 at 19:03 |
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Dude, you know how hard it is to park a Lambo, right? RIGHT?
![]() 03/21/2015 at 19:03 |
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At least it's parked correctly, amirite???
![]() 03/21/2015 at 20:10 |
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People who can't park really piss me off. Even moreso when they're in normal sized cars. My daily driver is a Dodge RAM dually. It's as wide as the H1. And I manage to fit it properly in between the lines every single fucking time (usually without even trying). This guy has NO excuse. If you drive a large vehicle, you figure out how to park it, or don't drive it.
The last several times to my favorite sandwich shop, I've managed to block people from being able to get into their cars because I parked PROPERLY WITHIN THE LINES and they were parked too close to the left side.
"Is that your truck?" "Yes." "I can't get in my car." *Looks at her car* "Maybe you should park better next time." Then I get in my truck and leave.
![]() 03/21/2015 at 20:11 |
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Why the shit is he worried about door dings? He drives a refrigerator on wheels.
![]() 03/21/2015 at 22:32 |
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I didn't know that. Could of swore I seen this guy driving it
![]() 03/22/2015 at 13:30 |
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Maybe the owner needs to get a wheel alignment. Or obligatory www.stancenation.com